At least you are tagging me so I have someone to get in trouble with.
Your plant looks about like my hair today. Soooo much static. I complained so much that my hubs seriously asked me if I wanted him to “cut about a foot off of it.” My hair will go from, “Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific”
to “What the hell happened to all of your hair?”
I think he might be actually voicing his thoughts out loud now.