Sorry just like yours
I can jump rope, and I can sew. I can break an egg one handed. But I can’t roll for shit. Tried my whole life and I finally concluded that I will never be any good at rolling.
You got roll from outside in that’s the trick best way to learn
I worked at a fast food taco joint back in the day. Roll ya some burritos for drive-thru and you’ll be able to do it with your eyes closed. 
It’s all about compressing the shake. Try it with a dollar bill, works great starting out. Just like a rolling machine.
I am deep woods white trash born…learned how to roll from my grandpa…he smoked bugle tobacco and drank. I would go over and he and I would go fishing. He would let me sip some of his pint and made me roll his cigarettes. I tried the other day but I have lost my ability to roll one handed, yes I could do that and it smoked without running or falling apart. I even won a rolling contest one year at the local Gas Pipe shop when I walked in and they said hey old man you want to join the contest…well I can’t resist it when someone challenges the old man in me…the one tip I give everyone is you cannot have fingernails and roll a good one…you need that little clump of skin at the end of you finger.
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60’s Style strobe light and stuff
that’s what they thought in the 60’s. Everything was Un-American and yep, i’m smoking a joint in the bathtub, 60’s Style strobe light and stuff LoL phone in a zip lock bag. How come governments can’t be more fun? They should relax and unwind!
I roll 'em thin so I can use my one-hitter for a crutch. When it gets short enough the crutch goes in the Mini Bong to finish the roach.
Is it bad that I don’t roll? Prefer bongs all day long, for some reason I don’t get a good high off joints. Not sure what it is.